Archive for June, 2007

Super Spiffy Spider Plant!

My spider plant was just a little baby when I got him. He was about two inches tall with maybe five leaves. I have nurtured him, taken care of him, and even almost killed him a few times (it’s my first plant, give me a break, I was learning!). It wasn’t untill a few months ago that he started getting the signature stripes on his leaves that spider plants have. He was a gift from someone at my nine-month sobriety anniversery in November of 2003.

Well, today he is a big beautiful spider plant. I checked on him today. He had been growing leaves about one every two days lately and I noticed a few days ago that the leaves were growing faster than the others could move out of the way. A stalk had grown out of the middle with small leaves peeking out of the top. This could only mean one thing: My spider plant is a mother! He’s got a baby growing on him! I am so proud!

Albania to Paris

Is it selective memory, ADD, or just plain ignorance that causes our president to forget what he says the very day after he says it? Reading the New York Times today, I came upon an article regarding Bush’s visit to Albania, the only country that still likes the man. Bush discussed the future of Kosovo during a visit to Rome the day before, but must be suffering from temporary amnesia. Maybe he hit his head. Anyhow, the Times article ran as such:

The future of Kosovo, a largely Albanian breakaway province of Serbia, is of paramount interest here; some Kosovars traveled to Tirana to join the crowd awaiting Mr. Bush. The United Nations Security Council is considering a plan for independence, but Russia objects. On Saturday in Rome, the president agreed there should be a deadline to end the United Nations talks, saying, “In terms of a deadline, there needs to be one, it needs to happen.”

That seems all well and dandy, until you hear what he said less than twenty-four hours later. The Times reports:

“First of all, I don’t think I called for a deadline,” Mr. Bush said, during a press appearance with Prime Minister Berisha in the courtyard of a government ministry building. He was reminded that he had.“I did?” he asked, sounding surprised. “What exactly did I say? I said ‘deadline’? Okay, yes, then I meant what I said.”

So, I wonder Mr. President, which is it? Did you need a couple drinks before the heavy anti-Bush protests you received in Rome? Maybe you had a few too many and you don’t remember what you said about a deadline. I think you ought to lay off the sauce. Sure, you only have nineteen months and some change before you are finally out of office, but you should at least still be checking with your advisors before you open your big mouth and contradict your statements twenty-four hours after they are said.

It’s too easy to pick on Jr., so I’ll stop now. I’ll pick an easier target instead! Did anyone hear Paris Hilton cry for her mommy when she was taken to jail? Mark one up for Justice. She had been allowed house arrest by Sheriff Lee Baca after only five out of at least 23 days she was supposed to serve. His department now may be held in contempt of court. Paris was brought back to court in a police car and taken away to finish paying her debt to society.

Paris got what she deserved. People have been complaining for years that celebrities only get slapped on the wrists when they get into trouble, and finally the judges are listening! To have the sentence undermined by a horny little Sheriff looking for attention from a nearly anorexic brat was a tragedy. He should join her in jail. Justice was swift though, and she is right where drunkards belong when they don’t pay for their crimes or change their ways. Have fun in the clink, little missy!

And that is all. My quotes were taken from this article in the New York Times:

Bush is Greeted Warmly in Albania, by Sheryl Gay Stolberg. June 10, 2007

Clinton Lives On

I found a post on thinkprogress.org , which you’ll find on my blogroll, that featured a clip of Bill Clinton accepting an honorary degree from Knox College. The post addresses the humorous conflict between Clinton and Stephen Colbert, but I found a quote much more interesting than the comment about the Comedy Central host. When talking about the history of equality and civil rights that Knox College has carried for over one hundred and forty years, the former president has this to say, “So this is not such a balancing act after all because if I had been alive when you gave the degree to Abraham Lincoln, I would have been a Republican. And if he were alive today, I kinda think he’d be a Democrat.” I thought that was a very good point.

You gotta love Bill Clinton. Yeah, he was a lousy cheater, but damnit, look how much better he did in his eight years than any other modern Republican president during the same amount of time. Besides, how many people voted for him twice because he was a great husband? Not many: they were voting for a great president! Not only that! He’s smart! Although I can’t recall if I’ve ever heard him say it, I’m sure he can pronounce “PANDEMIC.” Why don’t we just let him be the president again? Maybe I’ll write him in on the next ballot. ;)

Out of the Mouths of Lames

“Even Falwell’s fans, such as evangelist Billy Graham and former President Bush, kept throwing in the ‘We didn’t always agree’ disclaimer… And when I die, if you didn’t always agree with me, would you mind keeping it to yourself?” -Ann Coulter, Jerry Fallwell – Say Hello to Ronald Reagan, May 16, 2007.


Coulter was criticizing public figures for adding, “Although I didn’t agree with everything Fallwell had to say…” to their statements about the bigot’s life when she so arrogantly asked that the same statement be left out of any comments about her life when she died. As if she is that important! I picture more of a relieved sigh from both political camps when she finally kicks the bucket. To Republicans she is a liability and to everyone else she is just a manly-looking shrew. The best thing anyone could say about the end of her life is, “FINALLY!”

In other news, Obama is the man with the plan. If you haven’t heard, he plans to reform health care in this country and finally create universal health care to the millions of Americans (including nine million children) that are not covered. He also plans to encourage preventive medicine and update technology. You can read more about his plan at this website, http://my.barackobama.com/page/content/hcplan. Also see Crispy Quips on my blogroll. He did a bit more research on the subject than I did.

Closer and closer come the Primaries. I pray and pray (to pagan gods according to Republicans) that Hillary falls. We don’t need her disunity and ego dividing this country more. She is the Democratic equivalent of Bush- ego driven, set in her ways, and short-sighted. Down with Hillary! Barack ‘08!

Another note on Barack. My mother, a Democrat for many years, (although lately she is beginning to scare me with leaving Laura Schlessinger books around the house claiming they are “funny.”) told me that Obama is too close to Islam. As the Conservative media machine (that still insists it is oppressed by the liberal media that consists of Air America and PBS) repeats Obama’s middle name so that the idea that he is islamic will seep into the minds of unsuspecting Americans. Coulter even calls him “B. Hussein Obama” just for impact. As if that name automatically qualifies you as a middle-eastern dictator. If that is the case, there must be a butt-load of dictators, seeing as how Hussein has been one of the most popular names in the area for many years, before and after Saddam.

Now, pick up The Audacity of Hope and flip to the chapter titled, “Faith.” Read about Obama’s upbringing, the household he grew up in, and his own personal journey to root himself further into the Christian faith. You will find no Islamic religious upbringing whatsoever. His middle name was given to him by his father, a former muslim turned atheist, who did not live in the same household and therefore could not have given Obama an Islamic upbringing. Still, consrevatives can say the word “Hussein” and strike fear into ignorant Americans looking for safety from an attack by the Iraqi people (the ones that had nothing to do with 9/11, remember?). Points to the Republicans again, for being the masters of spin.

That is all the ramblings I have for today. Before I forget, the sources for this blog entry are as follows:

Coulter, Ann. “Jerry Fallwell- Say Hello to Ronald Reagan.” anncoulter.com. 16 May 2007. 2 Jun 2007 <http://www.anncoulter.com/cgi-local/article.cgi?article=183>.

Obama, Barack. The Audacity of Hope. 1st. New York: Crown Publishing, 2006.